Do not test Reza Aslan.

We must train and retain our ability to listen and process critically.

Nobody told me that @RezaAslan knew how to read.

(Not read as in books, but read as in reveal your scalp to the world.)

Because homie read Bill Maher, Don Lemon, Alisyn Camerota, Benjamin Netanyahu, and just about everyone else for points.

Hair all over the damn floor like it was a barbershop and nobody had a broom.

He got ALL his kee-kee’s in.


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note to self: u a bad lil bitch and u need to stop going out of ur way to please people who wouldn’t piss on u if yo ass was on fire. Deal with people who are dependable. stop fucking with lame ass muthafuckas who don’t keep their word. Do better ma, i know u can. 

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

- Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)



Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up


some portraits of soo that I just had to do as soon as I saw his pics from “die jungs”..


Harurin + Breakdowns